Oh what have you gotten me into??
Ok fine. I will help you. BUT NOT HERE. You’re gonna get an email – a confirmation from email@example.com … Look just roll with it, I have to make this look legit…
If you don’t get that, check your spam folder… and then if not that, email me at that address… BE DISCREET!
I’ll give you some clues in email…but I’m not just going to blurt it out for the world to hear… what am I, crazy??